Want the best motherfucking web app ever?

One that:

1. Actually fucking does something?
2. Uses service workers for offline support?
3. Is responsive as fuck?
4. Is installable on your cracked-ass phone?
5. But keeps shit smooth ass butter and crushes Google's Web Vitals?

I'm fucking working on it!

In the meantime check out the lineage of fucking websites here, here, here, here (my fav!), and here.